These lucky ladies have had the opportunity to repeatedly exchange words with the blue-eyed babe magnet.  Some have even gone to the extreme of marrying  other men in an attempt to make Stately jealous!  Though no one can blame them for dreaming of fulfilling the ultimate fantasy--becoming the Main Manor Maiden--we think it's pretty obvious to whom Stately's heart is devoted.

(Click here if you don't know who we mean.)

Our role call of lovelies, clockwise from upper left.

Madusa Miceli--Titleholder in the WWF, WCW and AWA as well as Japan, the bodacious blonde is now a monster truck driver!

Magnificent Mimi Lesseos--former AWA wrestling champ, Playboy subject, action film star, stuntwoman, judo black belt.  Stately has considered letting her propose to him.

Shapely Cheryl Rusa--former G.L.O.W. cutie and Playboy subject who performs in movies.  Wild about Stately, too...but who isn't?

This quite healthy young lady is named Angel.  (Honest!)  Surely, getting this close to SWM must have been heaven on Earth for her.

Our man pretends he's not trying to sneak a peek at the cleavage of "Woman" aka Nancy Sullivan Benoit.  Hey, look:  Stately's seen with Sid and Nancy!  Ya get it????  R.I.P., beautiful.

Misty Blue--yet another champ and video star--stops her match to respond to the request "Point to the hottest guy in the universe."

Missy Hyatt--"The Walking Riot" and official First Lady Of Wrestling.  The personification of blonde bombshell.  Buy her book!