You can't keep a bad man down.  And although Stately continues extending his streak as the longest-running grap mag columnist ever, he has been forced to tone done the vitriol, by editors clearly "gotten to" by the intergalactic conspirators attempting to hold Mr. Manor down.

What to do?  Revive Stately States, SWM's original pro-villain column--without question the rippingest "old school" heel series to ever exist--as an online entity beyond the reach of the anti-Manors.

Brace yourself, as the Sultan Of Insultin' and Best Friend Of The Rule Bend reclaims his crown (...which, incidentally, will be more of a monthly thing than a frequent freak-out--but one never knows.)

 Choose a link, fink:

  SS1--The Triumphant Return

  SS2--More To Adore

  SS3--CM Bunk/I Wish I Was In Dixie

  SS4--Mad about Madison/Let's Get Violence

                 Out Of Wrestling

  SS5--Greeks bearing gifts/James Storm is all wet

  SS6--I'm sorry...you're an imbecile!