Click on the links to see what Stately thinks.
(Please note: Dates listed refer to when items were written; publication generally came months later.)
05-07 Virginia Tech-9
01-07 The Big Game, shady characters
08-06 Aliens, geniuses vs. Stewart
05-06 Catching a cult
01-06 Go West, young man(ipulator)
07/05 "Goode" repairs to Live 8
02/05 Rumors and rockers
06/04 We don't want to know what you want, okay?
02/04 Fun ways to creep-out strangers
08/03 Oooooh, rock stars are going to protest. We're so impressed!
03/03 Boobs of all sorts
09/02 SWM and MTV on the same page...literally and figuratively?
05/02 So you think Stately is secretly a "nice guy," eh?
02/02 Extra Extraordinary Insights; Pat Croce pummeled; ENCS explained
07/01 Useless beings; Stern, Ozzy exposed (well before that series debuted)
04/01 Open letters
11/00 The Nineties' biggest boom
09/00 Stately truly believes...
B-4 earlier OMMs in the SWM-Files archives
SWMSWM online bonus:
STRIKE FOUR--Stately takes on major league baseball...or should that be "Stately's take on major league baseball"? Either way, SWM won't be invited to throw out any honorary tosses at the World Series any time soon.
Barbs & Babes: Stately may point a poisonous pen at just about everyone, but he sure loves his Hubba Hubba Honeys (...though not as much as himself, of course.) To see how SWM manages to pull all this off within the course of a single column, click on the links to the left.
"Honey" Sofia Vergara
