Click on the links to see what Stately thinks.

(Please note:  Dates listed refer to when items were written; publication generally came months later.)

05-07  Virginia Tech-9

01-07 The Big Game, shady characters

08-06  Aliens, geniuses vs. Stewart

05-06  Catching a cult

01-06  Go West, young man(ipulator)

07/05  "Goode" repairs to Live 8

02/05  Rumors and rockers

06/04  We don't want to know what you want, okay?

02/04  Fun ways to creep-out strangers

08/03  Oooooh, rock stars are going to protest.  We're so impressed!

03/03  Boobs of all sorts

09/02  SWM and MTV on the same page...literally and figuratively?

05/02  So you think Stately is secretly a "nice guy," eh?

02/02 Extra Extraordinary Insights; Pat Croce pummeled; ENCS explained

07/01  Useless beings; Stern, Ozzy exposed (well before that series debuted)

04/01  Open letters

11/00  The Nineties' biggest boom

09/00  Stately truly believes...

B-4  earlier OMMs in the SWM-Files                            archives

SWMSWM online bonus:

STRIKE FOUR--Stately takes on major league baseball...or should that be "Stately's take on major league baseball"?  Either way, SWM won't be invited to throw out any honorary tosses at the World Series any time soon.

(Click the bouncing ball.)

Barbs & Babes:  Stately may point a poisonous pen at just about everyone, but he sure loves his Hubba Hubba Honeys (...though not as much as himself, of course.)  To see how SWM manages to pull all this off within the course of a single column, click on the links to the left.