"This is a fan.  You plug it in and it blows.  Sorta                                                                  like Limp Bizkit."--SWM

Webmaster's Note:  Believe me, this is the NICE choice of the two options Stately supplied.  The other quote involved Stevie Nicks and a biker bar, and there's NO WAY we were going to be part of the massive lawsuit that would surely have followed.